the all-time greatest band name/album title combination is Yall So Stupid's "Van Full of Pakistans" like a van brimming with entire Pakistans. not Pakistanis, multiple entire Pakistans. it's a big van.

the best album title or band name and album cover combination is the sole eponymous album of that 70s free improv outfit Chamberpot, which is just a drawing of a hippo yawning.

and I was going to say the best a-side/b-side title combination for a single was Bessie Smith's "Gimme a Pig's Foot and a Bottle of Beer" b/w "Them's Graveyard Words" but apparently that single doesn't actually exist in this timeline. still, both of those are fucking fantabulous on their own, anyway.